Banana Jokes



Bananas, the universally loved fruit with a vibrant yellow peel, have not only won our taste buds but also become a ripe source of humor. In this article, we present a collection of 50 banana-themed jokes that will make you go bananas with laughter. From puns and jokes to clever one-liners, these jokes celebrate the funny side of the popular fruit. So get ready to split your sides with laughter as we embark on a fruity and hilarious journey through these 50 banana jokes!

1. What did one banana say to the other?

   “You’re really ‘a-peeling’!”

2. How do you make a banana split?

   Just tell it a funny joke!

3. Why did the banana go to the doctor?

   It wasn’t peeling well!

4. What do you call two bananas racing each other?

   A “banana split”!

5. How do you catch a monkey?

   Climb a tree and act like a banana!

6. Why did the banana go to the party?

   Because it was a-peeling!

7. What’s a banana’s favorite kind of humor?

   Slapstick comedy!

8. What do you call a gorilla that swallowed a whole bunch of bananas?

   A “bananacuda”!

9. What do you get when you cross a banana and a computer?

   A banana that has lots of appeal!

10. Why did the banana go to school?

    To learn about “a-peel-ing” subjects!

11. What’s a banana’s favorite type of music?

    “Banana-nas”!

12. How do monkeys stay in touch?

    They use “bananaphones”!

13. Why did the banana go to the doctor?

    It wasn’t “peeling” very well!

14. What’s a banana’s favorite dance move?

    The “peel and shake”!

15. How do you make a banana split in half?

    Use a knife, or tell it a really funny joke!

16. What do you call a banana that tells jokes?

    A “bananadote”!

17. Why did the banana visit the doctor’s office?

    It wasn’t peeling well!

18. What’s a banana’s favorite yoga pose?

    The “split”!

19. How do you know when a banana is talking nonsense?

    It starts “banana-tering”!

20. What’s the easiest way to make a banana split?

    Just drop it!

21. Why did the banana go to the party by itself?

    It couldn’t find a date!

22. What did the banana say to the elephant?

    “Stop sitting on my bunch!”

23. How do you unlock a banana’s potential?

    Give it a “peel” of approval!

24. Why did the banana get a medal?

    Because it was a-peeling!

25. What do you call a group of musical bananas?

    A “fruit band”!

26. What’s a banana’s favorite sport?

    “Peel” skating!

27. What do you get when you cross a banana with a cow?

    A “moo

28. Why did the banana go to the doctor’s office?

    It wasn’t peeling well!

29. What’s a banana’s favorite kind of dance?

    The “bananarina”!

30. What do you call a banana that can’t stop singing?

    A “banananote”!

31. Why did the banana go to court?

    It was involved in a “peel-ing”!

32. What do you call a frozen banana?

    A “banan-ice”!

33. How do you make a banana laugh?

    You tell it a “banana-nut” joke!

34. What’s a banana’s favorite social media platform?

    “Banana-gram”!

35. How do you make a banana float?

    You add root beer and a scoop of ice cream, of course!

36. Why did the banana go to the doctor’s office?

    It wasn’t “peeling” very well!

37. What did the banana say to the apple?

    “You’re a-peeling, too!”

38. Why did the banana go to the party alone?

    It couldn’t find a date!

39. What’s a banana’s favorite kind of shoes?

    Slippers!

40. How does a banana answer the phone?

    “Yellow!”

41. Why did the banana go to school?

    It wanted to learn how to become a “smarty-peel”!

42. What’s a banana’s favorite TV show?

    “Peel or No Peel”!

43. How do you get a monkey to start a race?

    Hand it a banana!

44. Why did the banana go to the doctor’s office?

    It wasn’t peeling well, it had a “split” personality!

45. What do you call a fancy banana?

    A “banan-ier”!

46. How did the banana propose to the apple?

    With a “banana-ring”!

47. What do you get when you cross a banana with a cornflake?

    A “bananarang”!

48. How do you make a banana disappear?

    You hide it in a fruit salad!

49. What’s a banana’s favorite place to shop?

    The “banana-nasium”!

50. Why did the banana go to the doctor’s office?

    It needed a “peel-ing”!

From puns and silly jokes to clever one-liners, bananas are truly a fantastic source of fruity humor. So go ahead and share these jokes with friends, family, or anyone in need of a good laugh. Remember, laughter is the best medicine, and when it comes to bananas, there’s never a shortage of hilarity!

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