Bear Jokes



Bears are one of the most fascinating animals in the world. From their massive size to their furry appearance, bears have been a source of inspiration for many jokes over the years. So, without further ado, here are 50+ bear jokes that are sure to make you roar with laughter!

Why did the bear cross the road? To get to the honey on the other side.

What do you call a bear that’s always on the phone? A grizzly communicator.

How do you know if a bear is polite? He says “please” and “thank you” before eating you.

What’s a bear’s favorite cookie? Chocolate chip, because it’s unbearably good!

Why do bears have fur coats? Because they would look silly in a sweater.

What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear.

What do you call a bear that’s always happy? A jolly bear.

Why don’t bears wear shoes? They have bear feet.

What did the mama bear say to the baby bear? “Don’t be so grizzly.”

What do you get when you cross a bear and a skunk? Winnie the Pooh-Pew.

What do you call a bear that can play the piano? Beethoven-bear.

Why did the bear go to the doctor? He was feeling grizzly.

What did the bear say when he saw a camper? “Looks like lunch to me!”

What do you call a bear that’s always cold? A chilly bear.

Why do bears like honey so much? Because it’s beary sweet.

What did the bear say to the honey bee? “Can I have some honey, please?”

What do you call a bear that’s always out of breath? Panting-ton bear.

Why did the bear wear a tie to the picnic? He wanted to look bear-y dapper.

What do you call a bear that’s always at the beach? A sunbear.

Why don’t bears like fast food? They prefer to take it slow and eat their prey at their own pace.

What did the bear say to the tree? “Can I bear-hug you?”

What do you call a bear with no ears? B.

Why did the bear go to the bar? He wanted to get a beer-y good drink.

What do you call a bear that loves to dance? A disco bear.

Why did the bear climb the tree? To get away from the bees.

What do you call a bear that’s always fishing? A bear-a-cuda.

Why did the bear wear a hat to the party? He wanted to look un-bear-ably stylish.

What do you call a bear that’s always exercising? A gym-bear.

What did the bear say when he saw the ice cream truck? “I’ll have a double scoop, please!”

What do you call a bear that’s always playing the guitar? A strumming bear.

Why did the bear go to the dentist? He had a cavity in his honeycomb.

What do you call a bear that’s always causing trouble? A na-bear-some.

Why did the bear go to the movie theater? He heard that there was a bear-ry good film playing.

What do you call a bear that’s always organizing things? A cubby bear.

Why did the bear take up painting? He wanted to create bear-autiful art.

What did the bear say when he saw a group of tourists taking his picture? “Can you bear to take one more?”

Why don’t bears use smartphones? They prefer to paw-s their messages.

What do you call a bear with no teeth and a bad attitude? Grumpy gummy bear.

Why did the bear join a band? He wanted to play the bear-itone saxophone.

What do you call a bear that’s always hungry? Ravenous bear.

Why did the bear join the circus? He wanted to be a claw-n artist.

What do you call a bear that’s always telling jokes? A pun-dit.

Why did the bear go to the barbershop? He needed a bear-cut.

What do you call a bear that’s always sleepy? A nap-py bear.

Why did the bear wear a tutu to the dance party? He wanted to bear-e graceful.

What do you call a bear that’s always curious? An in-bear-quisitive.

Why don’t bears wear backpacks? They prefer to carry their own bear necessities.

What did the bear say to the bird that was sitting on his head? “Can you bear-lieve this?”

Why did the bear go to the art museum? He wanted to see the bear-ish impressionist paintings.

What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear.

Whether you’re a bear enthusiast or just someone looking for a good chuckle, these jokes are sure to bring a smile to your face. So go ahead and share these jokes with your friends and family, and spread the laughter around!

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