December Jokes



December, a month filled with joy and holiday cheer, is a time when families come together, twinkling lights adorn the streets, and the spirit of giving is in the air. To add an extra sparkle to your festive season, we’ve gathered a collection of 20 December-themed jokes that will bring a smile to your face. From Christmas humor to winter puns, these jokes are sure to spread laughter and keep your spirits high during this magical time of year. So sit by the fireplace, sip on some hot cocoa, and get ready to enjoy some delightful December laughter!

20 December Jokes:

1. Why did the Christmas tree go to the barber in December? It needed a trim to look “tree-mendous” for the holidays!

2. What do you call a snowman with a six-pack in December? An abdominal snowman!

3. How does a snowman get around in December? By riding an “icicle”!

4. Why was the math book sad in December? It had too many “problems” to solve before winter break!

5. What do you get if you cross a snowman and a vampire in December? Frostbite!

6. How do snowflakes get around town in December? By “drift”-ing!

7. What do you call Santa Claus on a diet in December? Saint Nicholas “Lite”!

8. Why did the ornament go to school in December? It wanted to get “tree-ducation”!

9. How does Santa keep his suits wrinkle-free in December? He uses Claus-tarch!

10. What do you get if you cross a snowman and a vampire in December? Frostbite!

11. Why was the gingerbread man so smart in December? He was already “cookie” at solving problems!

12. How do you know if Santa Claus is good at karate in December? He has a black “belt” on his suit!

13. What do you get if you cross a snowman and a dog in December? Frosty paws!

14. Why did the Christmas tree go to the gym in December? It wanted to work on its “tree”-ceps!

15. What do you call a snowman with a great sense of humor in December? A “snow”-man comedian!

16. How does Santa keep his garden tidy in December? With his “sleigh”-shovel!

17. Why did the Christmas wreath get a promotion in December? It was “garlanded” for its hard work!

18. What do you get if you cross a snowman and a vampire in December? Cold-blooded fun!

19. Why was the ornament a great dancer in December? It had some “jingle” in its step!

20. How do snowmen greet each other in December? “Ice” to meet you!

With its festive spirit and the magic of the holiday season, December is the perfect time to embrace laughter and share moments of joy. We hope these 20 December-themed jokes have brought a smile to your face and added an extra dose of merriment to your festive days. Share these jokes with your loved ones, friends, or colleagues to spread laughter and create a warm and cheerful atmosphere throughout the month. So savor the delights of the season, cherish the company of loved ones, and let December be a month filled with laughter, love, and delightful moments of humor!

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