Duck Puns



Ducks may seem like ordinary waterfowl, but their quirkiness and adorable features make them perfect subjects for puns. From their webbed feet to their distinct quacking sounds, these feathered creatures offer endless comedic opportunities. Brace yourself for a barrage of duck-related wordplay as we present 38 hilarious duck puns that will make you quack up!

1. What do you call a duck that steals? A robber ducky!

2. Did you hear about the duck detective? He was quacking the case wide open!

3. Why don’t ducks tell secrets? They’re afraid of being quackstabbed!

4. What do you call a duck that loves making jokes? A wise quacker!

5. What did the duck say to the comedian? “You quack me up!”

6. Why did the duck go to rehab? It had a quack addiction!

7. What’s a duck’s favorite type of music? Hip-hop!

8. What do you call a duck who plays basketball? A slam duck!

9. How does a duck buy lipstick? With a bill!

10. Why did the duck get promoted? It was outstanding in its field!

11. What do you call a duck that loves to surf? A quackboarder!

12. Why did the duck become an astronaut? It wanted to explore quack holes!

13. What’s a duck’s favorite TV show? Duck Dynasty!

14. How do ducks watch movies? On their Blu-Rayders!

15. What did the duck say to the waiter? “Put it on my bill!”

16. Why did the duck bring a ladder to the bar? It wanted to raise the bill!

17. What did the duck do when it won the lottery? It became a millionquacker!

18. How do ducks communicate in secret? They use inquackgnito!

19. What do you call a duck that likes to travel? A globe-trotter!

20. Why did the duck join a band? It had a flair for quackoustic music!

21. What do ducks study in school? The eggsemplary curriculum!

22. What do you call a duck that can’t swim? A quackademic!

23. Why was the duck unhappy? It felt down in the bills!

24. How do ducks make friends? They wing it!

25. What do you call a duck that’s good at trivia? A quackademic champion!

26. What’s a duck’s favorite type of movie? Quacktion films!

27. Why did the duck bring a portable fan? It wanted to have a quack breeze!

28. How do ducks pay their bills? With their duck-lets!

29. What do you call a duck that steals all the attention? A spotlight quacker!

30. Why don’t ducks like arguing? They prefer to keep the quack peace!

31. How do ducks stay organized? They use bill-folders!

32. What do you call a duck that loves to dance? A quacktastic mover!

33. Why did the duck become a chef? It loved to whip up quacktails!

34. What’s a duck’s favorite dessert? Pudding! Because it’s quack-a-liscious!

35. What do you call a duck that tells tall tales? A quackfabulist!

36. How do ducks stay in touch? They use beak-to-beak communication!

37. What do you call a duck that’s a master of disguise? A quack-tician!

38. Why did the duck get a loan? It wanted to buy a new billboard!

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