Horse Jokes



Horses are one of the most beloved animals in the world. They are strong, beautiful, and majestic creatures that have been a part of human history for centuries. But did you know that horses also have a great sense of humor? Yes, it’s true! So, without further ado, here are 30 horse jokes that will have you neighing with laughter!

  1. Why did the horse stop drinking coffee? He got too jumpy.
  2. What did the horse say when he fell down? I’ve fallen, and I can’t giddy-up!
  3. Why did the horse go to the doctor? He was feeling a little horse.
  4. How do you make a small fortune in the horse racing industry? Start with a large one.
  5. What do you call a horse that can’t run? A pasture ornament.
  6. Why did the horse wear a hat to the party? He wanted to look stable-ish.
  7. Why did the horse take up a job as a therapist? He wanted to help people neigh-gotiate their problems.
  8. What do you call a horse that’s always on time? Punctual-colt.
  9. Why did the horse go to the gym? To work on his horse power.
  10. What did the horse say to the jockey before the race? “May the horse be with you!”
  11. Why did the horse go to the dance club? To show off his funky horse-trot.
  12. Why did the horse go to the art museum? He wanted to see some horse-toric paintings.
  13. What do you call a horse that plays soccer? A foot-stallion.
  14. Why did the horse go to space? To see if the moon was really made of mare-cheese.
  15. What do you call a horse that can fly? A Pega-stallion.
  16. Why did the horse cross the road? To get to the other pasture.
  17. What do you call a horse that’s not feeling well? A little bit hoarse.
  18. Why did the horse start an internet company? He wanted to make some horse-power moves.
  19. What do you call a horse that tells bad jokes? A neigh-sayer.
  20. Why did the horse go to the doctor again? He had a case of hay fever.
  21. Why did the horse go on a diet? To get rid of his saddle bags.
  22. What do you call a horse with a degree in mathematics? An Equine-a-tion.
  23. Why did the horse start a clothing line? To bring some horse sense to fashion.
  24. What do you call a horse that’s always first to finish the race? A winning neigh-bor.
  25. Why did the horse refuse to play cards? He didn’t want to be in the neigh-sayerhood.
  26. What do you call a horse with a guitar? A rocking-horse.
  27. Why did the horse go to the orchestra? He wanted to hear some horsemonious music.
  28. What do you call a horse that’s always in a bad mood? A grumpy colt.
  29. Why did the horse go to the dentist? He had a cavity in his neigh.
  30. Why did the horse become a detective? To solve some neigh-borhood mysteries.

There you have it, 30 hilarious horse jokes that are sure to make you laugh. Horses are not just beautiful animals, but they also have a great sense of humor. Share these jokes with your friends and family, and don’t forget to give a good chuckle the next time you see a horse.

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