Jokes about Ghosts



Welcome to the realm of the supernatural, where spirits, specters, and apparitions roam. Ghosts have long captivated our imaginations, and they can also bring a touch of humor to our lives. In this article, we present a collection of 35 ghost-themed jokes that will tickle your funny bone and have you chuckling from beyond the grave. From spooky puns to eerie one-liners, these jokes celebrate the lighter side of the spectral world. So gather around, dim the lights, and prepare to be haunted by laughter!

Here are 35 jokes about ghosts:

1. What do ghosts use to wash their hair? Sham-boo!

2. Why don’t ghosts like rain? It dampens their spirits!

3. Why did the ghost go to the party? He heard it was going to be a boo-lin’ good time!

4. What did the ghost teacher say to her class? “Watch the board, and I’ll go through it again!”

5. What do you call a ghost’s mom and dad? Trans-parents!

6. Why do ghosts love to ride in elevators? It lifts their spirits!

7. What do you call a ghost’s favorite fruit? Boo-berries!

8. How did the ghost propose to his girlfriend? He got down on one knee and said, “Will you phantom me?”

9. Why did the ghost go to the doctor? He needed a “boo”ster shot!

10. How do ghosts tell lies? They give you the cold shoulder!

11. What do you get when you cross a ghost and a snowman? Frostbite!

12. What do you call a ghost’s favorite dessert? I-scream!

13. Why did the ghost go to the bar? For the boos!

14. How did the ghost musician find success? He had a killer sound!

15. What do ghosts wear to stay warm? Shrouds!

16. What did the ghost say to the bee? “Boo-bee!”

17. How do ghosts enjoy their vacations? They go on ghoul getaways!

18. What’s a ghost’s favorite type of ride? A roller-ghoster!

19. Why don’t ghosts like parties? They have no body to dance with!

20. How do ghosts clean up after a party? They use a fright mop!

21. What do you call a ghost that haunts the library? A bookworm!

22. Why did the ghost become a bartender? He loved to hear people say, “Give me something spirits!”

23. What kind of ghost is good at math? A “boo”zillion!

24. How do ghosts communicate on the internet? Through e-erie-mails!

25. What’s a ghost’s favorite exercise? Dead-lifts!

26. Why did the ghost break up with her boyfriend? He was too transparent!

27. What’s a ghost’s favorite day of the week? Fright-day!

28. How did the ghost become a detective? He always knew when something was a-“boo”!

29. What do you call a ghost’s pet dog? A scare-rier!

30. Why do ghosts make great cheerleaders? They have lots of spirit!

31. What do ghosts eat for breakfast? Ghoul-ash!

32. Why did the ghost go to the amusement park? He wanted to go on the roller-ghoster!

33. What did the little ghost say to his mom? “I’m boo-tiful, just like you!”

34. How do ghosts keep fit? They exorcise regularly!

35. Why did the ghost go to the doctor? He wasn’t feeling boo-tiful!

There you have it, a collection of ghostly jokes to tickle your funny bone. Remember, even in the supernatural world, laughter is always a welcome guest. Whether it’s a clever pun or a playful one-liner, these jokes about ghosts remind us that humor can transcend the boundaries between the living and the undead. So the next time you hear a creaky floorboard or feel a chilling breeze, don’t be afraid to share a ghostly giggle.

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