Jokes about Pigs



Pigs, those adorable and often underestimated creatures, have a knack for making us smile and laugh with their playful antics. In this article, we present a collection of 35 jokes about pigs that will have you oinking with laughter. From clever puns to silly one-liners, these jokes celebrate the charm and humor that pigs bring to our lives. So get ready to embark on a laughter-filled journey as we explore this delightful collection of pig-themed jokes!

35 Jokes about Pigs:

1. Why did the pig become an actor? It was tired of being a ham!

2. What do you call a pig that does karate? Pork chop!

3. How do pigs talk to each other? They use pig-tures!

4. What do you get when you cross a pig with a cactus? A porky-pine!

5. Why did the pig go to the casino? It wanted to play some slop machines!

6. What’s a pig’s favorite karaoke song? “Don’t Stop Be-leafin’”!

7. How do pigs write top-secret messages? With invisible oink!

8. Why did the pig bring a towel to the beach? To ham it up in the sun!

9. What do you call a pig that’s a famous musician? A pig-star!

10. How does a pig send a love letter? With “hogs and kisses”!

11. What do you call a pig that knows karate? A pork chop!

12. Why did the pig go to the art gallery? It wanted to see the “pig-turesque” paintings!

13. How do pigs write their memoirs? They use trotter-graphy!

14. What do you call a pig that can tell jokes? A ham-bassador of laughter!

15. Why did the pig go to school? To become a ham-azon bestseller!

16. How do pigs celebrate their birthdays? With a big “sow”-prise party!

17. What do you get when you cross a pig with a dinosaur? Jurassic pork!

18. Why did the pig start a band? It heard music was a great way to bring home the bacon!

19. How do pigs keep warm in the winter? They hog the blankets!

20. What’s a pig’s favorite type of movie? A “pork”-buster hit!

21. Why was the piglet feeling grumpy? It was a little sow-ry!

22. How do pigs greet each other? With a big “oink” hug!

23. What’s a pig’s favorite game to play at parties? Pass the squeal!

24. Why did the pig bring a ladder to the BBQ? It wanted to reach the high porks!

25. What do you call a pig that does magic tricks? A hamster!

26. How do pigs get around the farm? They hoof it!

27. Why did the pig go to school? To be an “ed-u-ham-ted” pig!

28. What’s a pig’s favorite type of music? Heavy oink!

29. Why did the pig go to the gym? It wanted to stay in shape

30. What do you call a pig that loves to tell jokes? A pig comedian!

31. Why did the pig bring a skateboard to the farm? It wanted to try some pig flips!

32. How does a pig write a thank-you note? With a pen in its snout!

33. What did the mama pig say to her misbehaving piglets? “Don’t be such little pork chops!”

34. How did the pig win the talent show? It stole the sow with its amazing singing voice!

35. Why did the pig always carry an umbrella? In case of a light drizzle of bacon bits!

There you have it, a delightful collection of 35 pig jokes that are sure to leave you snorting with laughter. Pigs may be known for their snouts and mud baths, but they also have a knack for tickling our funny bones.

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