March Jokes



As winter turns to spring, March is a month of transition, and we start to look forward to warmer weather and new beginnings. It’s also a time for celebrating St. Patrick’s Day, International Women’s Day, and other important events. To lighten the mood and add some laughter to the mix, here are 20 hilarious March month-related jokes that are sure to make you smile.

Why don’t leprechauns like basketball? Because they always get a shamrock violation.

What do you call a group of sheep in March? The baa-ah-mutu.

Why do March winds get upset? Because they’re always getting the lion’s share of attention.

What do you call a happy frog in March? A leap-year frog.

Why was the computer cold in March? Because it left its Windows open.

What’s the difference between April Fool’s Day and March Madness? One’s a day of pranks, the other is a month of madness.

What do you get when you cross a March hare with a teddy bear? A stuffed bunny with a hop in its step.

Why did the tree need a calendar in March? To keep track of its spring appointments.

What do you call a lion in March? A marchin’ lion.

Why did the dog go to the March parade? To get a better sniff of the action.

What do you call a chicken that lays eggs in March? An egg-stravagant hen.

Why did the antelope cross the road in March? To get to the greener grass on the other side.

What do you call a lion that loves March? A roar-some cat.

Why did the zebra wear a coat in March? To keep its stripes warm.

What do you call a tree that’s afraid of March winds? A quivering aspen.

Why did the computer go on a March vacation? To get away from its Windows.

What do you call a March lamb that’s bad at sports? A woolly loser.

Why did the March hare join a gym? To stay ahead of the tortoise.

What do you call a squirrel that hides nuts in March? A March hoarder.

Why did the cat celebrate March 1st? Because it was Feline Good Day.

There you have it, 20 March month-related jokes that will add some humor and laughter to your day. Whether you’re sharing them with friends, family, or colleagues, these jokes are sure to bring a smile to everyone’s face. So go ahead and enjoy the month of March to the fullest with these hilarious jokes.

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