May Jokes



May is a month of new beginnings, with spring in full bloom and summer just around the corner. It’s also the month of Mother’s Day and Memorial Day, making it a time for both celebration and reflection. What better way to add some fun and humor to the mix than with some May month-related jokes? Here are 20 of the best May month jokes that are sure to make you laugh.

Why did the tomato turn red in May? Because it saw the salad dressing.

What do you call a group of flowers singing together in May? A bouquet.

Why did the sunflower stop following the sun in May? Because it needed a break.

What do you call a sheep that is always happy in May? A ewe-nique.

Why did the skeleton go to the BBQ in May? To get a spare rib.

What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire in May? Frostbite.

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants in May? In case he got a hole in one.

What do you call a flower that’s always on time in May? A timely iris.

Why did the pig give his girlfriend a box of candy in May? It was his sweetie’s month.

What do you call a tree in May? A spring-board.

Why did the farmer plant a seed in May? He wanted to see a May-Ze.

What do you get when you cross a potato and a cornstalk in May? A potato chip on the cob.

Why did the scientist wear goggles in May? Because they had a lab report.

What do you call a bee that can’t make up its mind in May? A maybee.

Why did the banana go to the doctor in May? Because it wasn’t peeling well.

What do you call a flower that’s always excited in May? An enthusi-bloom.

Why did the jellybean go to school in May? To become a smartie.

What do you call a bird that is always on time in May? A timely bird.

Why did the computer go to the doctor in May? Because it had a virus.

What do you get when you cross a chicken and a flower in May? A hen-garden.

Outro:

May is a month of new beginnings, celebration, and reflection, and what better way to enjoy it than with a good laugh? These 20 May month-related jokes are sure to bring a smile to your face and add some humor to your day. So go ahead and share them with your friends, family, and colleagues, and make this May a month to remember.

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